Unmerry Melodies – Paul Hanson

Unmerry Melodies
Fearless Records, 1997
Reviewed by Paul Hanson
Published on Nov 11, 1997

I’m wet behind the ears when it comes to the punk genre and the
process of drying is slow. Certain CDs are advancing the process
and I have just found Bigwig’s
Unmerry Melodies to be the latest in my effort to fully
appreciate this genre.

I used to think Green Day was the greatest punk band in the
world. (No snide remarks, please.) Then I heard Slayer’s CD of punk
cover songs
Undisputed Attitude (1996). In the press kit that came with
my promotional copy, the band cut into bands like Green Day, The
Offspring and Rancid. Vocalist Tom Araya commented, “Punk is a
combination of attitude and social commentary of the times. What’s
the commentary behind that “Stink Breath” (Green Day) song?”

Araya had a good point, although I wouldn’t be fair unless I
pointed out that the
Undisputed Attitude disc came out in the midst of Green Day,
The Offspring, and Rancid rising to a crest in national popularity.
Who was on whose coattails? I always found it somewhat ironic that
their stab at punk came in the middle of its reincarnation as
radio-friendly bands.

Despite all of that, I like
Undisputed Attitude and I like
Dookie. I think the genre is big enough for both bands.
Undisputed Attitude can be credited with infusing an
awareness into me that Green Day may not be the greatest punk rock
band in the world.

Then I got a CD by New Mexico’s Fetal Remains, who were on the
Omnious Records label. Their CD
Someday marked another pivotal moment in my struggle to
redefine the punk genre with aggressive lyrics, musicianship and
attitude. (I have tried to find this band’s website to no avail. If
you happen to know the URL, please
e-mail me.)

The latest CD by which I am redefining punk in my own mind is
Bigwig’s
Unmerry Melodies. Clocking in at just over 30 minutes,
there’s not a lot to deal with quantity-wise. Quality-wise, let me
say I don’t take this disc out of my player very often.

The disc opens with “Old Lady” an upbeat nonstop punk thrasher.
The lyrics deal with a car wreck:

Today on the wrong side of the road
An old lady, she crashed my car
She was about 80 years old
She said, “Son just be lucky
That your (sic) still alive”

In the classic punk attitude that Araya discussed, vocalist Tom
responds:

Fuck you, you crashed my car!
Four years of work in a junkyard
Be lucky you’re still alive
Fuck you, you shouldn’t be allowed to drive

So that should give you an idea from where Bigwig is coming.
It’s an understatement to say that the attitudes on this disc are a
lot harsher than anything Green Day has come out with!

The band rips into a cover of the “Cheers” theme in track four.
Track five, “Pro Life Taker,” attacks the “right wing fascist
twisted fucking mind”(s) of pro-lifers. Vocalist Tom berates the
extremists when he rants, “Maybe in this case theres (sic) no wrong
or right/ But it shouldn’t be a fight/ so you bomb another clinic/
Who made you God?”

And Tom is not done with his ranting. We’re talking one pissed
off punk rocker. In “Your In Sample,” he sings “Tears are dripping
from my eyes/ When I think of what you’ve done/ Spoke to me about
nothing but lies/ And now you are gone.” For me, lyrics like that
are something to which I can relate, having had my share of
relationships that just didn’t work out. You know, “Let’s just be
friends.”

The CD ends with the hilarious untitled track 13 which is an
answering machine message from a friend (I guess) of the band.

Overall,
Unmerry Melodies makes me realize Araya had a point. Punk is
NOT exclusively played by bands like Green Day, The Offspring and
Rancid. Punk includes bands like Bigwig, who are not on a major
label, that are relevant to the music world. Wholeheartedly, I
recommend this CD if you are looking for a reason to enjoy punk
rock again.

Rating: A

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