Published on Dec 15, 2000
Ah, the holidays – meaning it’s time for the traditional movie
from Walt Disney to hit the theatres. Scheduled to open today in
theatres (meaning I have an excuse not to have seen the film),
The Emperor’s New Groove is this season’s offering, starring
the voice talents of John Goodman and David Spade (editorial
comment: if I were in charge, Spade’s animal character would have
been an ass, not a llama – but, then, that’s typecasting, isn’t
it?).
Continuing a tradition started with Phil Collins and
Tarzan, this soundtrack features a series of compositions by
a well-known, aging pop star – namely, Sting. (Geez, with this
trend, it’s only a matter of time before Limp Bizkit does a
soundtrack for Disney.) And although there are some weak moments on
this disc, for the most part, the soundtrack holds its own.
It’s interesting to note that two of the best songs – “Snuff Out
The Light” (performed by Eartha Kitt) and “Walk The Llama Llama”
(performed by Rascal Flatts) – didn’t even make the final cut for
the movie. Too bad; these tracks do seem to capture the essence of
the film better than the two appearances of “Perfect World”
(performed by Tom Jones). Sting’s two vocal appearances – “My Funny
Friend And Me” and “One Day She’ll Love Me” (the latter with Shawn
Colvin) – are pretty good, though I honestly don’t see either of
these being contenders on the A/C charts.
John Debney takes a crack at the score on
The Emperor’s New Groove, and for the most part does a good
job, though there are several points during “Beware The Groove” and
“Pacha’s Homecoming/The Blue Plate Special” where I wish someone
had taken the volume control and shoved it to “11”. Three words,
John:
too fribbin’ soft!!!
On pieces like “Run Llama Run” and “A New Hope,” Debney seems to
hit the mark well, while “The Jungle Rescue” and “The Great
Battle/Friends Forever” weaken just a little bit.
So, besides noting that I’ve had to type the word “llama” more
times than I’ve ever had to write it in my life, how does
The Emperor’s New Groove compare to other Disney
soundtracks? It’s passable – and I ain’t llyin’. (Cripes, did I
just
write that?!?)