Corpses Of The Ultimate Dominators – Paul Hanson

Corpses Of The Ultimate Dominators
Sudden Death Records, 2004
Reviewed by Paul Hanson
Published on Nov 24, 2004

Music and politics have been woven together in an uneasy
tapestry for many years. The cliché examples are Vietnam
protest songs, the PMRC in the 80s and Ozzy Osbourne attending a
dinner where President Bush spoke into a mic and acknowledged his
presence. (I think we’ve all seen the clip by now. Otherwise, catch
a re-run of “The Osbournes.”) Meanwhile, punk rock has always been
about protesting the way people are treated and raising awareness
of issues. Punk is about rejecting the normal way of doing things,
branching out and making a difference. The lyrics from
Corpses Of The Ultimate Dominators are yet another thread in
the tapestry. My co-worker has this band’s first release on vinyl.
Apparently, this is the band’s 7th release.

On my first listen with no previous exposure to the band, MDC
come across as a punk rock band from New York that pissed me off. I
suspect they’d be happy to know that a listener of their CD found
himself in a fit of rage. It pissed me off to hear one-sided
political statements that are so far liberal, perhaps better
described as so anti-conservative, that there seemed to be no
purpose to a CD like this. People slam Emo bands like my beloved
Beyond Surface for being whiny. On first listen, MDC’s CD is even
worse. I mean, c’mon: George W. Bush stole the election. George W.
Bush’s family “took care” of him so that he could avoid Vietnam, so
he could snort cocaine (allegedly), so he could live life as a
spoiled man. The question is asked, “How many arrests on your rap
sheet were erased? / as the courts always seem to lose your case.”
There are cheap shots made throughout this CD that repeat the same
crap we heard during the election season about President Bush’s
service in the National Guard, the tax cuts for the wealthy, etc.
If you didn’t hear enough of the same themes hammered over and over
again and yet, repeated again and again earlier this month, this CD
is for you!

So, after my first listen, I decided to give them another
chance. I hated this CD more on the second listen.

There’s the offensive “Founding Fathers – Terrorists or Freedom
Fighters?” which tries to draw a parallel between the beginning of
our country and Iraq. Vocalist David Dictor sings: “So back then
they rebelled against the king / The U.S. in Iraq is really the
same thing / all the radio hate disc jockeys rage / screaming we
should blast them back to the Stone Age.” The band rags on the
elements in their genre, punk rock, that disgust them. They slam
punk bands that have achieved commercial success in “Poseur Punk”
and “Timmy Yo.” They slam law enforcement in “Let’s Kill All The
Cops.” With a relative in law enforcement, I will never, ever,
appreciate this song a bit. In “Nazis Shouldn’t Drive,” they state
that “they should’ve paid attention in driver’s ed / instead of
hating foreigners, queers and reds / keep your eyes on the highway
you loser thug / now you’re squished on the highway like a bug.”
Nazis in driver’s ed? Did they have driver’s ed during WW II?!? I
don’t know.

Finally, I get to the end of the CD a second time and I take a
break. With the parody of “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme still in
my head (and the quotable lyrics “His IQ was zero and his head was
up his tush”), this was just too damn much.

An hour passes before I press Play again. I listened even more
closely to the lyrics, to the way the ideas behind the lyrics
sometimes were more important than the actual delivery. The anger
against the Republicans, against those that don’t look out for
others, is not bad. In fact, I came to understand that the world
actually needs more bands like MDC. Seriously. What percentage of
those over 18 voted? Less than 100%. To a band like MDC it is
unacceptable. This CD is a call to action. Maybe it was on the
fourth listen when this band finally and completely changed in my
ears. I paid attention to the other elements of the band. The
musicianship started being an equally intriguing proposition to my
ears. It became obvious to me that MDC is punk rock. Not because
they don’t like President Bush. Not because vocalist Dictor peppers
the lyrics with the F-bomb. Not even because they don’t like
authority. They are punk because they are who they are and they
make no apologies for being who they are.

I like this CD and I’m giving it a B+. Dictor doesn’t read the
lyrics word for word. He changes words whenever it suits him. It
gives the vocals a “live” feel – as if they were recorded in a
frantic single performance. Drummer Mike Pride shines on the
disjointed “Time Out” with a lot of fast fills and tasteful
syncopation with the rest of the band. The whimsical “Girls Like
You Make Me Queer” spins the story of “the king and queen of Texas
hardcore” while “Sleep A Little Less, Dream A Little More” is a
call to action. “Prick Faced Bastard” tells the story of a boss who
is “a user and a liar / an abuser for hire / nothing but a bully /
people will get tired / he’ll fade and be dated / too long
overrated / we all know / he’s just a prick faced bastard.”

If this CD pisses you off, like it did me, MDC was successful.
How can you not listen to the lyrics of this band and not be angry?
Even if you disagree with the band’s view of President Bush, there
are other topics that should make you upset and want to do
something to change the world. Make no mistake, this is a political
band. After Metallica’s “One” came out, some labeled Metallica a
“political band,” a label Metallica rejected. Call MDC a “political
band” and they’ll probably buy you beers all night.

Rating: B+

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