Boston – Christopher Thelen

Boston
Epic Records, 1976
Reviewed by Christopher Thelen
Published on Mar 22, 1997

How do you give one of the most successful albums in music
history an objective review?

In the case of the eponymous debut album from Boston, it’s
really hard. Every radio station I’ve ever known, half-watt to
half-assed, has played almost every cut off this album to death In
fact, I can’t name one cut off of
Boston that hasn’t graced the airwaves of Chicago.

So maybe it’s not smart for me to pull an album from the Pierce
Memorial Archives (You must be as tall as this sign to enter the
Paul Williams Gallery) that I’m sick of hearing. Maybe I’m about to
be way too cynical this early in the weekend.

Maybe Boston, in reality, was more of a musical partnership than
a band. Long decried as a product of technology and the studio,
there is no Boston without Tom Scholz. (And as Scholz himself
proved on
Walk On, without Brad Delp’s pipes, the band ain’t shit.)
Scholz is the mastermind behind the “wall of guitars” sound that
made the band famous.

As much as I’ve heard it, I can’t help but like “More Than A
Feeling” – the song that made Boston famous. The opening acoustic
guitars intermixed with Delp’s vocals is mesemerizing, and it’s one
I just can’t get tired of hearing. I do wonder how Delp was able to
hit those high notes; the last time I even came close to that
range, I slipped and fell on the crossbar of my bike. (I will now
allow the male readers a few moments to groan in sympathy
pains.)

“Peace Of Mind” is also a decent song, though not as good as its
predecessor. It just doesn’t have the same punch or longevity as
“More Than A Feeling,” and it tends to annoy me as a listener after
about a dozen or so playings.

The rest of the album is either mediocre or poorly written.
“Foreplay / Long Time” opens well with the instrumental, but the
actual tune loses power due to the breaks in the action featuring
rhythm guitar. When I get into a groove, I don’t want anything
interrupting it – especially if those breaks are planned.

“Rock & Roll Band” is the first sign of pretentiousness in
the band. The timing of the track is listed as “2:60” – no one
likes a smart-ass, guys… unless, of course, it’s yours truly.
“Smokin'” used to be a hidden gem on this album, but as AOR radio
has worn out their copies, the track has become overplayed and
annoying. “Hitch A Ride,” one of the least-played tracks, is
probably the prettiest on the album, and is a sign of how good the
band could be when they wanted to.

The final two songs, “Something About You” and “Let Me Take You
Home Tonight,” are easily the worst of the bunch, the latter being
painful to listen to. The opening guitar riff – a mix of country
and rock, is poorly crafted, as is the rest of the song.

So, Mr. Thelen commits heresy by saying there is weakness on
Boston – someone has to stand up and tell the truth. But due
to the lack of a greatest-hits album (which is probably in the
works somewhere), it still is worth picking up this album – a rite
of passage, if you will. If you can get past the fact you’ve heard
this album approximately 1,327 times on the radio, you may just
enjoy it.
(Editor’s note: That greatest-hits package indeed was finally
released.)

Rating: C

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