Duke Egbert

BORN: “Love Is Blue” by Paul Mauriat was number one.JOINED THE DV STAFF: September 1998 (the first time...)HOMETOWN: Ottawa, IllinoisNOW LIVING IN: Louisville, KentuckySPOUSE / KIDS?: Some of eachFAVORITE ARTIST: Alan Parsons, solo or Projected.OTHER ARTISTS I LIKE: Duncan Sheik, Vertical Horizon, Spock’s Beard (Neal Morse era only), Peter Gabriel, Carrie Newcomer, Heather Dale, The Smithereens, Rush, Amanda Marshall, James McMurtry, Vienna Teng, Eva Cassidy, Marillion, Kansas, Kacey Musgraves, Icon For Hire, Jim Croce, Susan Werner.BEER: Odell 90 Shilling, Save The World Lux Mundi, Strange Land Entire Porter.OTHER HOBBIES: Reading, writing, gaming.PERSONAL MOTTO: "Our life is what our thoughts make it." – Marcus AureliusI WRITE MUSIC REVIEWS BECAUSE:Rolling Stone pissed me off at an early age.
17 Posts

25 Desert Island Discs

I’ve been writing for the Vault, on and off (mostly on), for 25 years. My 25th anniversary is sometime this month. I wanted to do something to commemorate the occasion, as frankly it was against the odds that I’d even still be here. I considered several ways to celebrate; skywriting was too expensive, a Times Square billboard has been done to death, and I don’t do tattoos. Finally, I decided to take the trope of Desert Island Discs and run with it. Below please find the 25 albums I would take into a fallout shelter, a shipwreck, or hospice. No…
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Natterings: Sorry This One Isn’t Funny

“So much time to make up Everywhere you turn Time we have wasted on the way…” David Crosby died yesterday. I am not a CSN(Y) fanatic. I like their stuff well enough; I’m not likely to ever turn off the radio when their songs come on. Especially since, being almost 55, I grew up with them. There is a certain specific sadness to watching the musicians you listened to in your youth die. My first gut punch was Neil Peart. I might have actually shed a tear or two, especially when I realized I could never see Rush live. That…
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2022: Duke’s Top Ten, er, Nine

So, for those who have been reading my stuff for a while, this has been a rough few years. I’ve fought cancer, sepsis, and a pulmonary embolism. I’ve spent a lot of time in the hospital. What that means is out of the reviews I did manage for the Teeming Horde of DV Fans, a lot of them were older albums I was comfortable with. (And then there was the Kate Bush Artist Spotlight That Wasn’t An Artist Spotlight, for which I still owe Jason one review.) Because of that, I can’t come up with ten new albums for an…
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Natterings: My Personal Favorite Storytelling Songs

Time for a history lesson. Once upon a time nice people with guitars actually wrote songs with literary content. They told stories about specific events, fictional or real, that resonated with the artists. (There was another subgenre of music that involved portraits of people. We’ll get into that later.) Nowadays, I’m not sure we have any pop stars who can spell resonated. But I know, since you are a discerning music fan who is reading the Daily Vault instead of (*gag*) Pitchfork, that you want to broaden your musical horizons. You want to grow. You want to learn. You want…
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Natterings: Why Critics Suck And Are Mostly Wrong, Part I

(NB: We are not critics at the Daily Vault. At least, I’m not, and I’ll fight anyone who says so. I am a lifestyles and art reviewer. So there.) I am well known at the DV for being a defender of critically unpopular – dare I say uncool? – music. I like Barry Manilow sometimes. I own every Dan Fogelberg album ever made before his untimely early death. I believe disco had its good points, and they weren’t all on Yvonne Elliman and Donna Summer. And now, armed only with my razor-sharp wit, a certain curmudgeonly charm, and an outdated…
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Natterings: The Best Damn Country Song Ever

[Natterings is a very occasional and occasionally funny look at weird bits of the music industry and recorded music itself, written by Duke Egbert, who should know better.]There have been many great country songs. “Jolene.” “He Stopped Lovin’ Her Today.” “Crazy.” “Friends In Low Places.” “Ring Of Fire.” “Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth (I’m Kissing You Goodbye).”Okay, maybe not that last one.Nevertheless, there have been many fine songs in the history of both types of music (country AND western). However, today I wish to contend that there is one country song that is a more perfect example of…
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Honor Little Richard’s Memory

When people talk about rock and roll trailblazers, it’s almost always the white musicians they talk about -- Elvis, Jerry Lee, those guys. But if we want to face the truth—and we do—rock and roll was invented by men and women of color. Sister Rosetta Tharpe was the first person to use distortion on an electric guitar, and her gospel stylings were a direct influence on early rock. Chuck Berry created rock and roll as teenage rebellion and celebration, and incidentally created the guitar riff. And then—then there was Richard Wayne Penniman, the man who created rock and roll itself.…
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Duke Egbert’s 101, Er, 131 Favorite Songs

So, I have to admit this feature was my idea. I’m trying to figure out if I regret that or not. I happened to mention to the DV Crack Staff that I had this playlist on [a certain Streaming Service That Shall Not Be Named] -- the 131 songs that were essential to my listening pleasure. My personal happiness. My musical jones. Why 131, you ask? Well, at the time, I was going through chemotherapy and I just didn’t have the brain power or energy to get it any lower. Now, I kind of like it. The number has character.…
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Genesis Ch 1 V 32

In which reviewer Duke Egbert, returning from a nine-year writing hiatus, breaks all the rules previously set for these collections by including a live album and mashing an artist’s group and solo career together (sort of). 16. The Secret (2019)The Paul Dukas And Lou Gramm? Really? Album. A disjointed, flat effort, despite its star-spangled guest list. The only track worthy to be on a Project CD is the soaring, heartbreaking “I Can’t Get There From Here.” Sad, but true. 15. Vulture Culture (1985) The Where’s The Orchestra? Album. The widescreen, cinematic grandeur of the early CDs is completely gone by…
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Chuck Panozzo Steps Out

It’s not very often that two of my passions intersect, so I take the moment when they do. As a music reviewer, I cheerfully and shamelessly admit I like big-screen, bombastic rock and roll, and Styx – specifically the Crystal Ball to Paradise Theater stage – is one of my favorite bands. As a men’s movement activist and a man with many, many gay and HIV+ friends, I love to support and fight for gay rights and HIV+ rights. In his new autobiography, The Grand Illusion, Chuck Panozzo allows me to share two passions at once -- and even better, he…
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